Spill Canvas

Your bed is full of lies, anger, and hatred. Your closet is full of dust, catechisms, and words that you will never use. Your wardrobe consists of shirts with orthodoxed holes, jeans with indoctrinated tears, and winter coats with the most unruly, morally challenged rips and indecently sewn buttons.

So don't lecture me about the hypocritical zipper on my mini skirt.